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Welcome Tim is Bored.
This blog is intended to be a sort of online writing notebook. You'll likely find things written about writing, as well as random scribbled ideas, notes to myself about things I might like to write, writing exercises, etc. Basically, anything short of actual drafts (for legal reasons. Although, if you'd like to read one and give me feedback, that can be arranged.).
Everything on here is in rough form, and views stated on this blog are the views of the characters involved, and not necessarily my own.
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Thursday, July 30, 2009
"I guess you could say I'm the Han Solo to your Luke Skywalker."
"What do you mean?"
"I had sex with your sister."
Posted at 7/30/2009 11:23:55 am by acturi
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Wednesday, July 08, 2009
On June 2nd, Margaret recieved her monthly apparition in the presence of a large crowd.
And don't forget the obligatory story about the man who brought his financial problems to Jesus or Mary, prayed every day, and promptly made a crapload of money.
Posted at 7/8/2009 11:09:01 am by acturi
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Monday, June 29, 2009
For a boom mage who is also an asshole:
What did the half-orc say to the rapist?Hi, dad!
What did the dwarf say to his wife when he got home from work? Hey, sis, what's for dinner?
How many Illusionists does it take to change the lamp oil?Well, I only hired one, and it *looks* changed.
How many . . . ( More)
Posted at 6/29/2009 4:22:37 pm by acturi
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Saturday, June 13, 2009
We went to buy jerky from Bubba's Meat Block (because we wanted Jerky and it was right behind the world's largest easel).We had a conversation that went something like this."So you make your own jerky?""Yup.""And this is the least hot kind?""Yup.""Is that cat alive?""Nope."
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Posted at 6/13/2009 5:13:48 pm by acturi
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Wednesday, June 10, 2009
I picked up a flyer while in Kansas that contains the following uses of T.rex:T.rexitingT.rexhibitionT.rextensiveT.rex ceteraT.rexploreT.rexaminT.rexperienceFrankly, I'm surprised they forgot to mention that this particular t.rexhibit would make a fine T.rextracurricular activity.
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Posted at 6/10/2009 7:45:36 am by acturi
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Thursday, May 28, 2009
A young heir-apparent to some small (german style) kingdom from some non-sea-bordering country that was swept by a pirate fad some years ago. He left home to go slumming as a pirate. Surprisingly (or not, considering the dueling classes from the time he was 6) he had some success, at least . . . ( More)
Posted at 5/28/2009 6:23:37 pm by acturi
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Saturday, May 23, 2009
In Hay, I saw a family of a mother and two daughters, showing nicely the progressive evolution of bust and belly size. The younger daughter was flat stomach and chested, the middle daughter had a medium size chest and stomach, and the mother was quite large of both.
Posted at 5/23/2009 3:06:00 pm by acturi
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Monday, May 18, 2009
The Catholic school/church next door to my work has acquired a goat. It lives about 12 feet outside of the garage door that we leave open to let fresh air in. Every now and then it makes goat noises.
Most common reaction thus far:
"What is that?" followed by "A goat? Isn't that illegal?"
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Posted at 5/18/2009 5:53:17 pm by acturi
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Tuesday, April 28, 2009
The robot did not go.
This was a rather fundamental flaw in the robot's design, as the basic function of the robot was, in fact, to go.
In hindsight, the bipedal design was probably a mistake, but the night before the contest was hardly the correct time to reconsider basic design features.
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Posted at 4/28/2009 5:24:47 pm by acturi
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Sunday, April 26, 2009
"I'm now going to ask you a number of questions from the public record which only you should be able to answer."
Posted at 4/26/2009 6:29:25 pm by acturi
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