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Welcome Tim is Bored.
This blog is intended to be a sort of online writing notebook. You'll likely find things written about writing, as well as random scribbled ideas, notes to myself about things I might like to write, writing exercises, etc. Basically, anything short of actual drafts (for legal reasons. Although, if you'd like to read one and give me feedback, that can be arranged.).
Everything on here is in rough form, and views stated on this blog are the views of the characters involved, and not necessarily my own.
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Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Bunnies are being made into biofuel.Possibilities here are endless.The ad council releases a "Power Puppies" commercial, a light-hearted, cartoon look at how your pets can become superheroes in the afterlife. Possibly with a shot of shovelling dead puppies into a vat.Wealthy Indian CEOs finally find . . . ( More)
Posted at 10/20/2009 9:37:53 am by acturi
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Sunday, October 04, 2009
Consider the Ninja Turtles.The Ninja Turtles attempt to thwart the schemes of the Foot Clan. They are (due to the inverse ninja hypothesis) almost impossible to defeat. In order to override, the Foot thereby has to put a tremendous amount of time, money, and energy into the purchase of more ninjas.I . . . ( More)
Posted at 10/4/2009 8:24:33 am by acturi
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Monday, September 14, 2009
We begin in a reasonably high magic world. Something along the level of Monkey, where there is a world filled with gods and spirits and saying the appropriate rights will work, regardless of what god or gods the individual in question is dedicating that sacrifice to.The society is still fairly scat . . . ( More)
Posted at 9/14/2009 6:36:36 pm by acturi
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Wednesday, September 02, 2009
Qdoba is advertising about the wonders and glories of authentic Mexican street tacos, and about how DANGEROUS they are to acquire. You might have to go OUTSIDE, to the STREET, near MEXICANS. So instead you can acquire Mexican street tacos in the safety of Qdoba.
Meanwhile, a Lasik company has rel . . . ( More)
Posted at 9/2/2009 10:54:53 am by acturi
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Monday, August 17, 2009
A Setting: A tiny cabin up in the woods, a 19th century style home, with only the door outside and the rest of the house buried back into a moutnain, mostly still with 19th century furniture and ammenities. Inhabited at any given time by 2 people, whose job is to live in a (more or less) 19th centur . . . ( More)
Posted at 8/17/2009 12:05:16 pm by acturi
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Thursday, August 06, 2009
What's the point of wife swapping when everyone's wife looks the same?
Posted at 8/6/2009 9:57:16 pm by acturi
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Comic, superhero based. The superhero in question has a problem: the use of his power is paid for by way of his waking up in a pool of blood that isn't his, in a room full of corpses. He never knows how he got there or what he's doing there, so he can mostly write it off as thinking that it wasn't r . . . ( More)
Posted at 8/6/2009 8:59:28 am by acturi
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Wednesday, July 29, 2009
FDR get's elected president on the basis of his being an excellent representation of the industrial might of the United States, having overcome his crippling disability through ruthless application of SCIENCE, namely building himself a fine set of bronze legs, even stronger than those merely flesh l . . . ( More)
Posted at 7/29/2009 10:37:25 am by acturi
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Saturday, July 18, 2009
The notion that most of the sperm that men ejaculate is devoted to the purpose ot butchering other cells, allowing the small amount of sperm capable of fertilization to do so.
But if sperm are capable of murdering other cells, why would they stop at sperm?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamikaze_spe . . . ( More)
Posted at 7/18/2009 8:30:41 am by acturi
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Friday, July 17, 2009
A story told from the point of view of a man reading the features on a robot wife.
He's been using an online dating service, and the service has sold banner ad space to a company selling them.
He feels that buying a robot wife would be cheating, but finds himself compelled to click the link out . . . ( More)
Posted at 7/17/2009 1:24:47 pm by acturi
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